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Wed June 05, 2024
	♫ Once I went to Wal*Mart and it was a gas Soon turned out had a flare gun full of glass Seemed like the real thing, only to find Mucho mistrust, bars I've gone behind ♫ source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	New development in the case of the man who was hiat by a train then someone stole his leg and waved it around while eating it. A story like this, much like the man's leg, is quite rare source: wjla.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Upon further review, Jon did not drink dog semen in a 1990's Garfield strip source: cbr.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	We all know free will doesn't exist, so why pretend? Pre-determined responses to my question to the right source: psychologytoday.com \| share: Copy Link	116
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from Kate Bush, Altered Images, Echo & The Bunnymen and Joy Division. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #610. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	59
	American activist Amanda Knox convicted of slander: Electric Boogaloo source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	44
	There is not, never was, nor will there ever be such a thing as a free lunch source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Escaped prisoner can't figure out how cops recognized him source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Treebeard takes home the gold source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Hunter Biden prosecution is making MAGA Second Amendment absolutists head aspload source: reason.com \| share: Copy Link	167
	Fat Joe wants hospital price transparency. And I know what you're thinking here, but that's not some new, stupid nickname for Joe Biden. He's literally some rapper named Fat Joe who NPR decided to write an article about source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	66
	Naked Las Vegas woman shoots man with his gun seemingly unprovoked, twice. No word if he had to pay extra source: 8newsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Aaaaannnnnnd...here come the snakehead fish source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Man caught on CCTV defecating for 40 minutes outside shop in Diss. Diss is not good source: edp24.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	51
	Blanche said he lost eight pounds during convicted felon Trump's 7 week criminal trial by following this simple rule: skipping Trump's McDonald's lunch source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	TikTok influencer hires day laborers to go to Disney Land. Bonus: this might be the first article about a Tik Tok influencer you won't regret reading source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Photoshop this home with a wonky brick facade source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Senior pup, Clyde was surrendered by his loving family because he needed medications that were beyond their means. In response to this his new owner opened Clyde's Corner, a pet pantry to help keep pets and their families together. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: ktre.com \| share: Copy Link	107
	Influx of Chuck bucks sucks source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	34
	Power outages impact America's ability to eat source: salon.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Day 833 of WW3: Ukraine peace summit opens door to talks with Russia. Kremlin denies Olympic disinformation campaign. Russia could attack NATO in three years, Norway warns. Mother/supporters visit Navalny grave. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war thread source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	258
	Homeless advocates, Mr Peanut denounced the act as barbaric source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Today's CyberTruck deficiency is....laggy steering source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	IT'S a TARP source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Thief stole £20,000 worth of cell phones in an hour. Took him that long to nab 3 iPhones? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	6
	World's most valuable cow is big, watched over by security cameras, and white of course source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	The drugs aren't coming from the border, they're all coming from LAX source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	59
	Guy who lost his heirloom wedding ring on one of Virginia's busiest beaches has bro-in-law post on the right Reddit group read by local Metal Detecting-Good Samaritan, needle-haystack ensues source: wavy.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	The Martin County Sheriff's Office would like to remind criminals using their new drive-in arrest program to wear pants source: wptv.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Abandon all hope, ye who enter New York source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	67

Tue June 04, 2024
	Good News:If you lost your dumb bell in Louisiana, it has been found. Bad News: It was padlocked to a human skull source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	News: British red gets dethroned by Irish green. Fark: Traffic lights. Ultrafark: In Syracuse, NY source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Former owner of a "fake" Degas painting in disgust to discover it was actually authentic. Oop$ source: news.artnet.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	Florida teens reenact Fast & Furious to save passed-out man in sinking car. Vin Diesel would be proud source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Photoshop this "To Go" order source: scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net \| share: Copy Link	8
	Egyptian man who survived shipwreck denies causing Greece boat disaster. Oh, well, I guess that settles it then source: straitstimes.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Chang'e 6 released a tiny rover to photograph the lander. It has also launched collected lunar samples where they will rendezvous with a robotic version of Michael Collins before returning home to China source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Woman found alive after being found dead is found dead again source: 1011now.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Cause of plane crash at Harvey Airfield not yet determined, although authorities suspect an invisible six foot 3 1/2 inch-tall rabbit source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Man who farked around with his Hellcat in Seattle has hiat his first FO speed bump source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	111
	"10 past the hour, KQOP radio. Be caller 10 with the word of the day to win, hint-word that pays rhymes with smsmorshun" source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	♪ We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue / And then the bridge will collapse ♪ source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Apple tags FTW source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	"What are you in for?" "I pointed a laser pointer at some endangered birds" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Photoshop this intergalactic web source: esa.int \| share: Copy Link	14
	China denies fueling Russia-Ukraine war tensions, says it supports peace. Oh, well, I guess that settles it then source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	"Do not let your friends urinate on you." YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	Today in viral news that is spreading quickly: Gonorrhea cases reach record high in England source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	On this day in history, in 1944, the Nazi submarine U-505 was captured, after prior attempts to capture the U-404 failed when it could not be found source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Russia denies being involved in Eiffel Tower coffin stunt. Oh, well, I guess that settles it then source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	29

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